May 2013
foramberwavesofgrain:
astronesthes:
for years i assumed that navel oranges were naval oranges because i’d never seen it written, it made sense to me because of the risk of scurvy on naval vessels, that it maybe had something to do with the prevention of said scurvy
i’ve never been so fucking disappointed
“hahahaha when you pick it off the tree it looks like a belly button!!!”
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
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